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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.