Funny Moments
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."
Anonymous
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
Anonymous
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
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A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
Anonymous That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Anonymous
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Anonymous
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