Funny Moments

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.