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Cheer myself up.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you. - Anonymous

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. - Anonymous

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Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. - Anonymous

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Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. - Anonymous

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

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Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. - Anonymous

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. - Anonymous

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm. - Anonymous

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." - Anonymous

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."

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