I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
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