Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said. Anonymous
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.