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A girl called me once and said 'come over, nobody is home!' I went there and she was right, nobody was home!

A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein

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Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. - Anonymous

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. Anonymous

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. Anonymous

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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous

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Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous

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I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up. Anonymous

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. Anonymous

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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous

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What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine. Anonymous

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