Anonymous Quote

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Sam Levenson

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

Steven Alexander Wright

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Dave Barry

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.

Anonymous

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

Anonymous

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

Anonymous

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Anonymous

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Anonymous

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Anonymous