I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
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