My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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