Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous