Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.Anonymous
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.Anonymous