Anonymous Quote

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Anonymous

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Anonymous

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Anonymous

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Anonymous

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

Anonymous

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

Anonymous

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

Anonymous

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Anonymous

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

Anonymous

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Anonymous

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

Anonymous

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Anonymous

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Anonymous

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Anonymous

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Anonymous

Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.

Anonymous