Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
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