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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.