If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
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A day without coffee is like something without something.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
How was the dog's day? Ruff.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
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