I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. Frank Zappa
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.