I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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