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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.