What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
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