What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
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