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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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• Phone

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

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• Phone

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

• Phone
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I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

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• Phone
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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

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• Phone
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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

• Phone
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

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I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

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• Phone

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

• Phone
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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

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I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.

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• Phone
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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

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• Phone

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

• Phone
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Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

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• Phone

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

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• Phone

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

• Phone
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

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• Phone

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

• Phone
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