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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.