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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

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I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

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I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

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How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

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I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

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Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

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Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

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I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

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Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."

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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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