Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study. Anonymous