I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous