Anonymous Quote

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.