I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."