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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Anonymous

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Anonymous

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

Anonymous

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

Anonymous

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.

Anonymous

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Steven Alexander Wright

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)