There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
More Quotes by Anonymous
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2019