Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
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