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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Anonymous

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

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I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.

Anonymous

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

Anonymous

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Anonymous

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

Anonymous

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

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