Anonymous Quote

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Paddy O'Dea

Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.

Rastko Zakic

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Anonymous

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Anonymous

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Anonymous

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

Anonymous

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Anonymous

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

Anonymous

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Anonymous