Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Paddy O'Dea
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Simpsons
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Art Buchwald
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
