I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store.
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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