Anonymous Quote

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Anonymous

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

Anonymous

I love you forever... but I can't live that long.

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You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

Anonymous

Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.

Anonymous

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Anonymous

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

Anonymous

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.

Anonymous

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

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True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Anonymous

For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

Anonymous

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.

Anonymous

It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.

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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

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In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

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I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

Anonymous

I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.

Anonymous

You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.

Anonymous