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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Winston Churchill
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
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I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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