Anonymous Quote

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.