A day without coffee is like something without something.
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I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso.
Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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