George Burns Quote
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.