The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the lesson is, don't worry about ghosts and the stock market and you will be fine.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
The future is not what it once used to be...
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