The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
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