My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!" Anonymous
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous