My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
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The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
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