I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
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