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Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Anonymous

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Anonymous

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Oscar Wilde

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

Anonymous

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Anonymous

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

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