Anonymous Quote

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.