When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.