The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
The road to success is always under construction.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Simpsons
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Art Buchwald
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
The best revenge is massive success.
Frank Sinatra
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