In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
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