In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?Anonymous