God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.
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