Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous