You already know something you don't even know that you know.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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