I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com