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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.