Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
Anonymous
I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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