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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
 Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. - Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
 Anonymous
Know Quotes Sayings Think Quotes
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." - Anonymous
Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."
 Anonymous
Facebook Short Quotes Top 100
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. - Anonymous
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
 Anonymous
Sayings
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
 Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! - Anonymous
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
 Anonymous
Animals TV Quotes Top 100
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
 Anonymous
Internet Top 100
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. - Anonymous
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
 Anonymous
Friend Quotes Love Quotes Short Quotes
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - Anonymous
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
 Anonymous
Good Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. - Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
 Anonymous
Computers Short Quotes
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. - Anonymous
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
 Anonymous
Beer Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Anonymous
Friend Quotes Short Quotes
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going. - Anonymous
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
 Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. - Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
 Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. - Anonymous
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
 Anonymous
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