Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Anonymous
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
Anonymous