Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
Anonymous
Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero.
Anonymous
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.
Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Anonymous