Anonymous Funny Quotes

Home / Authors / Anonymous / Page 6

A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

Short Quotes Questions Man Quotes

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Moments Time Quotes

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Life Quotes Math Quotes

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.

Sayings Happy Quotes

Sponsored Links

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

Short Quotes Analogies

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Life Quotes Sayings Know Quotes

Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Short Quotes Lazy Quotes

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

Wise Quotes Sayings Know Quotes

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

Short Quotes Life Quotes Time Quotes

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

Work Quotes Sayings Good Quotes

Sponsored Links

I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Short Quotes Life Quotes Lazy Quotes

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Short Quotes Sayings

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Life Quotes Sayings Know Quotes

"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favor."

Short Quotes Sayings

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

Moments Time Quotes

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Short Quotes Analogies Math Quotes

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Next Page »