Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Anonymous
It's hard to find a friend who is 95% talented, 96% funny, 98% loving, 99% intelligent and 100% sweet. So don't you dare lose me!
Anonymous
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
Anonymous
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water.
Anonymous
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Anonymous
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
Anonymous