Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Anonymous
I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
Anonymous 
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
Anonymous
