Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
Anonymous
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous