Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous