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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. - Anonymous
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out? Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. - Anonymous
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
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I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. - Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Top 100
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. - Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? - Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes Top 100
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. - Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes Statements
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. - Anonymous
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. - Anonymous
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. - Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste. - Anonymous
I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste. Anonymous
People Quotes Top 100
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. - Anonymous
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Anonymous
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