Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Anonymous
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
Anonymous