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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous
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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous
Moments Sleep Quotes
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Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Anonymous
Life Quotes
What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V. Anonymous
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When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find. Anonymous
Work Quotes
My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
My kid asked me why a corn field is not full of popcorn after a lightning strike. I don't know either. Anonymous
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Anonymous
Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous
Short Quotes
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all Lion King on it. Anonymous
Phone Short Quotes
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! Anonymous

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