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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous
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Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous
I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear. Anonymous
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Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary. Anonymous
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You know you're mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. Anonymous
Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous
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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic. Anonymous
Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? Anonymous
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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
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Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. - Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous
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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Anonymous
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Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Anonymous
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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. Anonymous
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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. - Anonymous
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. Anonymous
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. - Anonymous
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. Anonymous
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