Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Anonymous
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Anonymous
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Anonymous
I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Anonymous