Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous