Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
Anonymous