Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
Anonymous
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house.
Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous