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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

Short Quotes Photo Friend Quotes

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Good Quotes

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Short Quotes Sayings Sleep Quotes

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Short Quotes Photo Friend Quotes

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

Short Quotes Life Quotes

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Life Quotes Sayings Great Quotes

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.

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Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best Quotes Friend Quotes

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Analogies Drinking Wife Quotes

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

Short Quotes Life Quotes Sayings

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Animals Statements Sayings

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Stupid Quotes Sleep Quotes

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Love Quotes Friend Quotes

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

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