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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous

Facebook Internet Life Quotes

I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Sayings

When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep! Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle. Anonymous

Animals Short Quotes

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Anonymous

Sayings

$For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. - Anonymous$

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous

Analogies Math Quotes Short Quotes

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous

Love Quotes Marriage Quotes Money Quotes

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous

Know Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous

Know Quotes Life Quotes People Quotes

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it. Anonymous

Sayings

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements Stupid Quotes

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? Anonymous

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