Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com