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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.