Anonymous Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.