Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous