Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!" Anonymous
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT." Anonymous
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.