The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee. Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous