The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
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Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
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