I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
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