I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you. Anonymous
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you. Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. Anonymous