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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money! Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Short Quotes

If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous

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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Stupid Quotes Think Quotes

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on. Anonymous

Wise Quotes

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous

Life Quotes Statements Top 100

$Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.$

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from. Anonymous

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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. Anonymous

Animals Questions Short Quotes

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? Anonymous

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