Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Anonymous
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
Anonymous