Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Anonymous
There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunk down at the circus.
Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Anonymous
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Anonymous