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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. Anonymous
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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. - Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
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How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap. Anonymous
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Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? - Anonymous
Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous
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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. - Anonymous
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Anonymous
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I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. - Anonymous
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous
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In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." - Anonymous
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous
Witty Quotes
Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves. Anonymous
Sayings
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. - Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous
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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. Anonymous
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. - Anonymous
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. Anonymous
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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Anonymous
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You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Anonymous
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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. - Anonymous
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. Anonymous
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