Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Anonymous
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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
Anonymous
My new year's resolution was to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me - nobody likes a quitter.
Anonymous