Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Anonymous