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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. - Anonymous
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. Anonymous
Short Quotes Statements
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. - Anonymous
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous
Know Quotes Lazy Quotes Never Quotes
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing? - Anonymous
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing? Anonymous
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I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too. - Anonymous
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find. Anonymous
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? - Anonymous
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery. Anonymous
Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work. Anonymous
Short Quotes Time Quotes Work Quotes
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent." Anonymous
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. - Anonymous
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. Anonymous
Short Quotes Think Quotes
I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. - Anonymous
I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. - Anonymous
I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. - Anonymous
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes

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