Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
Anonymous
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Anonymous
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous