Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius.
Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Anonymous