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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Facebook: because time isn't going to pass on it's own. Anonymous
Facebook Short Quotes
Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want. Anonymous
Short Quotes World Quotes
My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad! Anonymous
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! Anonymous
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. - Anonymous
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. - Anonymous
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. Anonymous
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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Anonymous
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous
Know Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? - Anonymous
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? Anonymous
Questions Top 100
If only common sense were more common. - Anonymous
If only common sense were more common. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Dear Humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
Computers Internet Top 100
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! - Anonymous
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Anonymous
Facebook
Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. Anonymous
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous
Life Quotes
If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. Anonymous
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