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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous
Work Quotes
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. - Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Anonymous
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Smile like a monkey with a new banana. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
Sayings
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. - Anonymous
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. Anonymous
Computers Short Quotes
I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Anonymous
Sayings
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous
Questions
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. - Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
Internet Life Quotes
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. - Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Time Quotes
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. - Anonymous
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. Anonymous
Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
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