Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
Anonymous
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.
Anonymous
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
Anonymous