Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Anonymous
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Anonymous
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous