Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Anonymous
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
Anonymous
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Anonymous
Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
Anonymous