Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Anonymous
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
Anonymous
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
Anonymous