Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
Anonymous
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I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Anonymous