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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes
Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now." Anonymous
Life Quotes
I think my soulmate might be carbs. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
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That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous
Life Quotes Moments
Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Short Quotes
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. - Anonymous
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Anonymous
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes Think Quotes
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. - Anonymous
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. Anonymous
Math Quotes
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. - Anonymous
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. - Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. - Anonymous
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. Anonymous
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