Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Anonymous
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Anonymous
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.
Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Anonymous