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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

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I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

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Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

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When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

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Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Life Quotes People Quotes

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Short Quotes Moments Eat Quotes

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

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