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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. - Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
Life Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100
So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. Anonymous
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A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Love Quotes Short Quotes
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... - Anonymous
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... Anonymous
People Quotes Phone Stupid Quotes
How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now. Anonymous
I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won't let me. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. - Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous
Sayings
It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998? Anonymous
Life Quotes
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes. - Anonymous
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes. Anonymous
Work Quotes
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. - Anonymous
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Anonymous
Questions Wife Quotes
You know you're mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. Anonymous
Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I often wonder who Pete is, and why we do things for his sake. Anonymous
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