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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry. Anonymous
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If zombies ever attack, just go to Costco. They have strong walls, years of food supplies, and Zombies can't get in because they don't have a membership card. Anonymous
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Anonymous
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I asked my boyfriend when is his birthday is, and he said March 1st. So I marched in a circle around the room, then asked again. Anonymous
When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous
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You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. Anonymous
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Yawning is the body's way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. Anonymous
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I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. Anonymous
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When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find. Anonymous
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There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunk down at the circus. - Anonymous
There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunk down at the circus. Anonymous
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Anonymous
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Anonymous
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When I see someone wearing a pink shirt I'm like, What are you hunting? Flamingos? Anonymous
Apparently "Spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?" Anonymous
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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - Anonymous
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. Anonymous
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