Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
Anonymous
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Anonymous
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Anonymous
My new year resolutions: 1. Stop procrastinating so much. 2. I'll post the rest tomorrow or whenever.
Anonymous