Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
Anonymous
I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it.
Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Anonymous