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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. - Anonymous
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. - Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous
Work Quotes
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I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous
Life Quotes
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. - Anonymous
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it's Sunday! Anonymous
Short Quotes
One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. - Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - Anonymous
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying. Anonymous
Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. - Anonymous
Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. - Anonymous
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous
Money Quotes
A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Anonymous
Man Quotes Short Quotes

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