Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Anonymous
My kid asked me why a corn field is not full of popcorn after a lightning strike. I don't know either.
Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Anonymous
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
Anonymous
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous