Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Anonymous
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Anonymous