Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
Anonymous