Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
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One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
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