In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude. Anonymous
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous