In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.Anonymous
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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