Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship? Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.