Anonymous Quote

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.