Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
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We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
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